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fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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gaycrime:

wow The Onion is dropping a lot of truth for a work of satire

gaycrime:

wow The Onion is dropping a lot of truth for a work of satire

I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.

Unknown (via dishevelment)

The most perfect conclusion about how “virginity” came to be I’ve ever encountered.

(via feministlikeme)

kayla-kunt:

yuu-ung:

jeffreycaluag:

"Anaconda" - Nicki Minaj 

Choreography by: Jeffrey Caluag & Dimitri Mendez

They went in

This gave me eternal life.

Life is just so big. Too big. So big I can’t stand it. Existentialists are fucking masochistic. Why would anyone dedicate their being to trying to figure out something we will never have the answers to? There is no way to be absolutely sure what you “believe” in this “world” because everything is relative. Yes, I believe that Jesus Christ is my LORD and Savior and the ruler of heaven and earth, and I want nothing more than to spend eternity at the right hand of the King. But this really great girl down the hall believes that Muhammad is the true profit and that she must keep her hair covered. And my roommate believes that Jesus was just a man and that in order to be a “good person” she can’t use a pencil on Saturday. We all truly and whole-heartedly believe these things because it gives us something bigger than us to hold on to. Religion is very necessary because it’s the best kind of community you can ever ask for: a group of people who choose to uphold the same values and perceptions and inferences that you do. Life is too big not too. Atheists think they’re being all educated and evolved by saying there is no such thing as real religion, but your choosing to not believe in anything is the same thing. You chose to belong to a community that upholds the perception that everything in life in purely scientific. They put their faith in the words of old men, humans who contain the same flaws as each of us and are bound by the same laws as each of us, which is comforting in a sense because you never have to seek to understand something bigger than what is in front of you. They choose science or “fact” as their religion, it’s the same thing. To the nice girl down the hall, it is a fact that if she goes out without her hair covered she may be shunned. For my roommate, not using technology on a Saturday is a factual reality of life, that’s just the way it is. We choose to believe what we want in life, and align ourselves with whoever will believe it too. That is religion, and it is necessary. Life is just too big not too. And it’s too big to truly figure it all out because we will always choose to believe different things, and we can never truly know who’s “right” until it’s too late to tell people what we learned. So yeah, existentialists must be fucking masochists. Masochists who were probably on so many drugs. [9.3.13]

Why are you so angry about JLaw's nudes being leaked? I thought you didn't like her.
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tstarksbitch:

  • i am angry because this is just another example of women being shamed for taking nudes instead of the douchebag who spreads them being shamed for violating someone’s privacy like that
  • i am angry because nobody deserves this, regardless of how i feel about their personality
  • i am angry because this is pure misogyny and shows how women aren’t respected in our culture
  • i am angry because she did not consent to having those pics posted everywhere but they still were
  • i am angry because on the VERY RARE occasion this happens to a male celeb he is not shamed but rather the perpetrator is and it’s forgotten quickly whereas this will haunt jennifer for years and years to come
  • i am angry because this was a sex crime and people are treating it like a joke
  • i am angry because she is being exploited/objectified and some gross dudebros are probably jacking off to those pics 
  • i am angry because people are CONGRATULATING the fucker who did such an atrocious thing to her instead of being appalled 

listen i may not like her personally but the fact remains that as a human being she is entitled to body autonomy and to choose who sees her naked body and who doesn’t 

i fell asleep on the bag of snickers bites i was eating for breakfast and now they’re all melted into a weird snickers pie and i’m eating them with a spoon and if that doesn’t explain to you exactly how my life is going rn idk what to tell you